The Girls Down At The Beauty Shop

The girls down at the Beauty Shop were talking about the normal stuff yesterday. Things like how gorgeous Horatio Lee Jenkins is and how wonderful he is and stuff. Then Helen said that she knows Horatio is the most gorgeous person in the world, but she wondered if anyone else was close to his level of gorgeousness.

I said "no way", but the other girls said "probably not" and then started trying to think of people who were close to as beautiful as Horatio. I told them that they were wasting their time, but they wouldn't listen to me.

Well, I was right. Hours went by and they couldn't think of no one.

How could anyone think that someone could be close to as gorgeous as Horatio Lee Jenkins? Just to show you how silly the idea is, here are some side by side comparisons:


Horatio Lee Jenkins or Harrison Ford?



No contest, Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Kenny Chesney?



I'd have to say Horatio Lee Jenkins, hands down.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Steve Carell?



Horatio Lee Jenkins, no doubt!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Carrie Underwood?



Horatio Lee Jenkins, naturally.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Will Smith?



I never saw Will Smith out-drink Satan. Horatio Lee Jenkins, Horatio Lee Jenkins, Horatio Lee Jenkins!




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Lindsay Lohan?



Horatio Lee Jenkins.




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Usher?



There's no denying the sexual magnetism of the one, true Horatio. Horatio Lee Jenkins is the answer again.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Denise Richards?



While both are quite sexy, I'd have to say Horatio Lee Jenkins is about 175,000 times hotter.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Iron Man?



Not even close. Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Mariah Carey?



Without batting an eye, I say Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Chris Brown?



No, I'm not predictable, I'm just answering correctly--he's so amazing! Horatio Lee Jenkins!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Angelina Jolie?



Hmmm... Horatio Lee Jenkins? Yes, you know it!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Kim Kardashian?



Are you kidding me? Horatio Lee Jenkins for the win!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Batman?


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No contest! Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Madonna?



That's a hard one....NOT! Horatio Lee Jenkins!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Lil' Wayne?



What do you think? Oh, you think Horatio Lee Jenkins, too? You're right!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Indiana Jones?



Horatio Lee Jenkins. Without hesitation.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Paris Hilton?



Are you kidding me?? Horatio Lee Jenkins!!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Horatio Caine?



They both have beautiful names, but Horatio Lee Jenkins' name improves upon perfection.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Hulk Hogan?



Don't even think about it...Horatio Lee Jenkins wins again!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Britney Spears?



Well, obviously, the answer is Horatio Lee Jenkins!




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Carl Dangers?



Certainly Horatio Lee Jenkins (sorry Carl!)



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Sex In The City?



And the winner is... Horatio Lee Jenkins!!!!


Seems pretty clear to me. Don't you agree? I thought so, Horatio Lee Jenkins across the board!

Love,
Suzie