The Girls Down At The Beauty Shop

The girls down at the Beauty Shop were talking about the normal stuff yesterday. Things like how gorgeous Horatio Lee Jenkins is and how wonderful he is and stuff. Then Helen said that she knows Horatio is the most gorgeous person in the world, but she wondered if anyone else was close to his level of gorgeousness.

I said "no way", but the other girls said "probably not" and then started trying to think of people who were close to as beautiful as Horatio. I told them that they were wasting their time, but they wouldn't listen to me.

Well, I was right. Hours went by and they couldn't think of no one.

How could anyone think that someone could be close to as gorgeous as Horatio Lee Jenkins? Just to show you how silly the idea is, here are some side by side comparisons:


Horatio Lee Jenkins or Harrison Ford?



No contest, Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Kenny Chesney?



I'd have to say Horatio Lee Jenkins, hands down.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Steve Carell?



Horatio Lee Jenkins, no doubt!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Carrie Underwood?



Horatio Lee Jenkins, naturally.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Will Smith?



I never saw Will Smith out-drink Satan. Horatio Lee Jenkins, Horatio Lee Jenkins, Horatio Lee Jenkins!




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Lindsay Lohan?



Horatio Lee Jenkins.




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Usher?



There's no denying the sexual magnetism of the one, true Horatio. Horatio Lee Jenkins is the answer again.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Denise Richards?



While both are quite sexy, I'd have to say Horatio Lee Jenkins is about 175,000 times hotter.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Iron Man?



Not even close. Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Mariah Carey?



Without batting an eye, I say Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Chris Brown?



No, I'm not predictable, I'm just answering correctly--he's so amazing! Horatio Lee Jenkins!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Angelina Jolie?



Hmmm... Horatio Lee Jenkins? Yes, you know it!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Kim Kardashian?



Are you kidding me? Horatio Lee Jenkins for the win!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Batman?


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No contest! Horatio Lee Jenkins.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Madonna?



That's a hard one....NOT! Horatio Lee Jenkins!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Lil' Wayne?



What do you think? Oh, you think Horatio Lee Jenkins, too? You're right!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Indiana Jones?



Horatio Lee Jenkins. Without hesitation.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Paris Hilton?



Are you kidding me?? Horatio Lee Jenkins!!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Horatio Caine?



They both have beautiful names, but Horatio Lee Jenkins' name improves upon perfection.



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Hulk Hogan?



Don't even think about it...Horatio Lee Jenkins wins again!



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Britney Spears?



Well, obviously, the answer is Horatio Lee Jenkins!




Horatio Lee Jenkins or Carl Dangers?



Certainly Horatio Lee Jenkins (sorry Carl!)



Horatio Lee Jenkins or Sex In The City?



And the winner is... Horatio Lee Jenkins!!!!


Seems pretty clear to me. Don't you agree? I thought so, Horatio Lee Jenkins across the board!

Love,
Suzie

It's So Darn Hot!

Hi Everyone!

Suzie here again, with a little weather report. It has been so hot this summer! Sally and I took our kids to the waterpark last weekend and we had a great time. They have this new ride that's twice as high as any of the others. I can't believe I had the guts to try it!

It's nice to have my son Brandon back home for the summer. It's funny, back in High School he never wanted summer to end. Now that he's in college, it's like he can't wait for school to start again. I suppose that's a good thing...

Oh, and Sally, if you're reading this, I'll give you those pictures from last weekend when we see eachother at the Whiskey Barn this saturday.

So long all!
--Suzie

Spring Is Here!

I am so happy!

After that terrible snowstorm we had in March, I thought I'd never get to go outside and work on my garden.

But now, the weather is gorgeous, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and I've gotten a lot of work done outside.

I love to garden a lot. I especially love to grow tomatoes and several varieties of squash.

Now you know why I haven't been doing much blog posting lately :)

Bye, everyone!
-Suzie

My Idol Is On The Internet! Just Like Me!!

I just found Horatio's website, and my son, Brandon, showed me his My-Space as well! Our good friend, Deacon Frederick Leroy Elroy Smith, set them up and operates them.

You all should visit his official website, it is amazing:

Drunker Than Satan

and become his My-Space friend, too!

Horatio Lee Jenkins

Thanks for the tip, Brandon.

--S.L.

I can't wait for the Valentine Bake Sale in 2 weeks!!

Patricia told me last night that she hung up posters all over telling people about the 4th annual Valentine Bake Sale.

My five flavor cake is always a hit! I'm going to make it just like I always do. And it's for a good cause too, so that makes me feel good about what I have done.

The posters are up all over town, for anyone who wants to come (and you should!)

See you all there!

Suzie LaRue

Another Wonderful Evening

Me and Sally O'Brien were down at the Whiskey Barn again last Saturday, and I do believe Horatio's band was better than ever.

I got off early from work and picked Sally up at her place and then we got to stand up right in the front row for another packed Horatio Lee Jenkins performance. Me and Sally both wholeheartedly agree that his song will inspire so many people and change so many lives.

My favorite part of the performance was when he started singing the beginning of 'Drunker Than Satan', and I think his eyes may have sort of made contact with mine. I couldn't really tell, because his sunglasses are so dark... but there was just something about his face--it was awesome.

Leaving the Whiskey Barn after his concerts kind of makes me feel the same way I do as when I leave Church--changed, inspired, fulfilled.

I cannot ever get his amazing song 'Drunker Than Satan' out of my head. And I hope it never ever leaves.

Well, bless you all for reading this, I have to get back to what I have to get back to here.

This is Susan signing off!!